Steamers Hockey

Surprise, surprise. JT leads the team in penalty minutes…

And for the silly of the day, some random chick in her living room showing off her Canadian national pride.

And did it with a .500 record by beating the Iceholes 3-1. Who knew we could get hot in the playoffs? Stats have been updated for the entire season. To celebrate, I give you yet another Hayden Panettiere kissing the Stanley Cup picture as well as Illustrated Whaler Girl (by Rob Ullman – robullman.com – go buy his books). Neither of the girls are happy with Russ for breaking the trophy ten minutes after getting our hands on it, but I guess we’ll take what we can get…

We are now on a two game unbeaten streak going into the final game of the regular season. And we have a chance to win and come in at .500, which pretty much puts us in line with how we’ve been playing all season (aka mediocre). So here is this chick Amy to get you excited for a possible playoff run.

Took me a while. But stats are updated. And we are (go figure) sitting at .500 for the year so far.

We’re back in the playoffs starting next week. We finished up the regular season strong last night with our second win in a row. Hopefully we can carry some of that momentum into the playoffs. And just for some motivation, if we win next week, these girls show up the second night. Stats are updated through the end of the regular season.

Too bad for the team, I’m back from vacation, and in net again. And back to losing. Sounds like the guys played better while I was gone. At least they may offer to ship me back to Australia, and I probably wouldn’t turn it down. Stats are updated.

I put in some code to give stats on game winning goals, so go check out the stats page for more mindless time wasting. In celebration of this, I give you Ashley and her stick…

Our last few game have been tight ones, and we seem to be fans of tying teams this year.

So in keeping with all things “tight and close”, and to encourage us to finish it off in the third period, I give you this Teemu Selanne fan. I hear she will be hanging out at the next game. I wish I could take credit for being the photographer, but I can’t, so give shooterman1 the photographer of the week award.

In other news, more schedule has been posted, and the league is still screwing us unfairly with Sunday games, and lying about it. I don’t see anybody else who has half their games on Sunday. Jim – you are a lying douche.

Just to get you ready for the upcoming Steamers winter season, I found some more pictures of hot ladies in hockey jerseys. Kentucky really does know what they’re doing. In other news, the first part of the schedule has been posted on the schedule page.

The University of Kentucky really has the right idea on this one. I know more about UK hockey than I know about any other hockey program in the country. Marketing genius. Why can’t the NHL pick up something like this?

Any ideas for how to get really hot girls into some Steamers jerseys? For once, people might not complain that they’re too small.