Steamers Hockey

Tags: beer, humor, Video

Per usual this season, last night we played only as well as the other team and managed another tie. That brings us to 3-5-5. Pretty ridiculous. But at least it was a comeback tie. And the other goalie actually showed up this week. But forgot his pads. Really?

In other news, our boy is all grown up. Chad brought beer for the first time in like three years. And actually drank one with us. It’s about time.

Tags: Badenovs, beer, girls, Regular Season, sexy, sillies, Tie

Here is some video of what you may or may not have missed on Monday night. There was certainly no quality hockey to watch, so this is more entertaining. Highlights include Ken flipping burgers with a CD (Green Day I think), Ken getting flaming paper stuck to his shoes, and Ken and Chaz poking the burgers with sticks. Good clean quality cooking.

Tags: beer, cooking, Video, YouTube

In a game whose highlights included two different kinds of beer and Eric deliberately shooting pucks at referees, disaster was averted as the Steamers beat the Beachbums 4-2.

Emergency management officials were alerted after Russ scored his second goal of the night in the second period. Scientists have demonstrated over the past few years that if Russ pulls off a hat trick, the Earth would plunge into the Sun.

Tags: apocalypse, Beachbums, beer, Regular Season, Win

Wow. In celebration of our Frozen Four victory last night, I figured I’d post this ridiculously hot picture of Hayden Panettiere licking the Stanley Cup. Word is she will be licking the winners of our game next week, so that is some motivation for you.

We beat the Milford Fire last night 4-3. During the first two periods we pretty much smoked em like phillly blunts and were up 3-0, even though they were skating with 14 guys and we were only skating with 10 guys. Per usual, after that, we slowed down some, and let them back into the game.

A big thank you goes out to the guys who decided to start throwing punches with 24 seconds left. In our league, the clock runs during an altercation, so instead of a faceoff right in front of me with an extra skater, the clock ran out on them while one of their guys was trying to de-jersey Ken. Whatever, it’s a win against a rival team, and we were very pleased with ourselves.

Kudos to the fans that came out. And the goalie’s wife deserves extra credit for coming out and watching me almost botch it.

And kudos to Russ. For the first time ever, Eric had nothing to say about him except that “Russ did everything right tonight and will be allowed back next season.” Russ scored a goal, did not trip over the blue line, brought 36 cans of PBR to the game, and actually stayed to completely drink a few after. Good show.

Next game is Monday night at 8:50pm. I haven’t heard who won the other Frozen Four game, so I don’t know who we’re playing yet.

Tags: beer, Hayden Panettiere, licking, Milford Fire, Playoffs, sexy, sillies, Stanley Cup, Win

The streak continues. We managed to win yet another game last night, 2-1 over the Rampage. That brings us to 5-0-1 over our last six games. It’s certainly an interesting feeling. And I also finished all my beer. What a good night overall.

Tags: beer, Win

In a moment remeniscient of Russ (back in the days before Russ turned 15), Brent was caught dumping half of his precious Bud Light into a trash can. Was this a straight up case of alcohol abuse? You decide.

Brent did manage to finish a complete beer before wasting Chas’s money and destroying the team’s parking lot morale.

It’s unfortunate that on nights when the Steamers win, Brent still loses.

Tags: beer, brent, goalie, lightweight, loser, pussy